I Don't Need No Authoritative Figure To Give me A Talking To. I Just Love Being Spanked. Its All About Pleasure & Pain For Me...

Hi, I am an experienced spanker who can give from basic to advanced spankings.Your needs are equal to mine.Can accommodate or travelIf you like a naturally authorities,well spoken,experienced,sane,caring male to create the atmosphere and deliver that sound spanking ,you need.Get in touch.

I'm still trying to work out what an advanced spanking is? Actually. What is a basic spanking? I take it he means advanced spanking if you use implements. Basic if you don't...Why will my needs be equal to yours? Ohh! You mean 'Gets as much pleasure from being spanked as you get from spanking me'. Right. Got it...

Naturally authorities? I'm taking it he means 'Authoritative' but not sure how you can be naturally authoritative. Unless being bossy comes naturally to you. Or are you naturally arrogant? Being bossy comes natural to you. You are 'An authoritative figure!'...Ummm! Actually. I prefer naturally easy going people, who happen to love spanking womens bottoms...

Why do personals always read sooo 'impersonal'...

Sooo! I snuck over to view his profile...

I am a sane

That helps. Nothing worse then an insane Dom, wielding a dangerous spanking weapon...

Seriously though. I define 'sane' as not having a narcissistic, sociopathic personality disorder "Eeeek!"

,intelligent,

Ummm! Define intelligence. Intelligence to me is having 'common sense'. Highly intelligent people 

can still be douchebags...

confident,

Hmmm! As opposed to a blubbering idiot, who is scared of spanking strong minded women? 

Sorry. I could not resist. Only teasing...

assertive single male.

Its this assertive wossy again...To me. Assertiveness means being able to speak my mind. 

As in. If I want to say no. I say no without feeling the need to give an explanation...

I'm not sure where a Dom needs to be assertive. I suppose some women are quite controlling...

The same as 'assertive single man'. I don't think he means assertive quite the same way I see 'assertive'

I have many years of experience of spanking.

Ummm! Okay! I do prefer the more experienced spanker, but I suppose experience has nothing 

to do with it. It comes down to skill. The skill not to hit too high or wrap around, 

the most important skill, to be able to read the sub/spankee body language,

if she is in too much pain, etc...

I am a warm, friendly guy.

Ohh! Goody. Warm & friendly is better then cold & moody...

I can deliver a good talking too if that is needed and am naturally authoritie

Ummm! NOOO! I tend to steer clear of the serious, into CP! types. I don't like being talked at,

talked down to. I especially don't like being spanked by some serious angry looking guy...

Naturally authoritie? I'm not being a snob here. Well ok, I am, but, please...

I get the jist of what he's saying, but it is so grammatically far out, I'm left wondering if he gets 

what the word means...

In other words you find it easy to get into the role of a 'Authority' figure. Yeah?

I don't do bossy 'Authority' geezers. They are too serious for me...

 and your needs are as important as my own.

Fair enough...At least he is acknowledging that women have needs too, ones which don't

involve desperately needing a strong, masterful, naturally  'authoritie'...

You may be nervous and embarrassed to admit to something like this, 

Ummm! Yeah! When I was in my teens & early 20's, before the internet. Before I realised

that there were other people out there into spanking & those other people actually partake in such

kinky debauchery...

Chances are. If you are in a spanking site & shes in a spanking site, contacting said naturally authorie...

She's past being embarrassed by it...

Or he's just looking for a nervous newbie who will look up to his 'naturally authoritie'

so rest assured we'll take it slow and only proceed when you're comfortable... 

Hmmm! I should think so, but I'm sure shes capable of ensuring you don't rush her 

with your authoritie. In other words I'm sure shes confident & assertive just like you,

but not necessarily 'single' at the same time...

Perhaps you've been carrying guilt for some years now, which a hand spanking over the knee will cure...

Ummm! I mean UMMM!!!

Carrying guilt?

Is it me. Or does he have a 'weak little woman' attitude going on... Hmmm? 

Maybe if she was brought up a good little catholic girl in the 1950's...

Anyway. What do I know. I am only going by how I see it..."Each to their own"

The thing is. If she feels guilt, maybe she has other underlying emotional issues, 

so should be looking at therapy rather then contacting a stranger on the internet...

I have plenty experience with ex-girlfriends and have had 5-6 meets through forum sites such as this. 

Ummm! Fine with the girlfriends, but 5-6 meets through forum sites...Which technically is fair enough,

but...That does tell me he is looking to play with LOTS! of women, not just looking for a sub/spankee...

Which. Again. Is fair enough. Its just that I am not looking for a bloke who meets lots of women,

yet is still looking to meet more. Is he still playing with the 5 or 6?...

Just one of the many questions I ask myself, when I am picking through some poor sods personal...

I prefer to spank with my hand over the knee though open to implements such as a the hairbush or wooden spoon

 (very stingy!).

Ummm!...

I know...

Come on. Give the poor bloke a break. He is trying his hardest...

I'm open to as if your bottom is bruised or blistered but you should be willing to take a lengthy hand spanking 

and have a sore bum by the end.

In other words, he's open to giving long intense thrashings...Yeah? 

Or willing to carry on even when her bottom is a right state & even though she can take more,

her bottom can't...

{Sighs}

I do miss playing with my Ex Dom. Because I could trust him to take me as far as my bottom could go,

not as far as I could go. Which would probably be something like, until I was a bloody mess...

I would definitely like to get to know the potential spankee before I agree to meet with them via email...

That sounds about...

as meeting someone straight from the internet is not the most natural of circumstances. 

It is now, it seems, but it has been tainted by wankers. Munch meets & parties have taken off,

but I have noticed that there are more men then women who go to munch meets,

unless they are going along with their friends...

I am very discrete and secretive about who I spank/discipline. 

That helps. It is no one elses business...Though. Blogging about it is not very secretive, is it, lol...

I'm sure you may not wish to advertise your curiosity to family or friends so rest assured 

any details we exchange will be strictly confidential.

As I said. No one elses business...

I expect you to be discrete too.

No blogging?

If you are not looking for ANYTHING sexual, that's absolutely fine by me..

The majority of women are not looking for anything sexual...Spanking to me is sexual,

but I am looking for  Dom to spank me, not to have sex with...

 just interested in a lengthy and discrete spanking by a strong, dominant man who likes

 to take control and be firm, 

Ummm! I am a sub {In play} Who loves being spanked by a Dom 

{Or switch who is more Dom then sub}, but I am not looking for a Dominant man to 'Dom!' me...

{Sighs}

I miss my Ex Dom. Because he was a 'Dom', but not a so called 'Domly Dom'. 

He got pleasure from spanking me, not 'Doming' me. He never wanted to boss me around,

control me, train me, mentor me, etc...

My gentle spanker who I will be seeing in 6 days time 'Yaaay!' He is not into 'DOMMING!' me either...

whilst taking the time to understand your needs and respect your limits.

Thats good...

I suppose I should not dissect peoples personals, but it does help me get what I want into words...
It is not easy to explain exactly what I am looking for...

You could say. Why doesn't she just contact him, but. I contact him. Then we are not compatible,
in my eyes. Then I have to do the backing away slowly bit. The 'Time waster' bit. Not that I see, not
being compatible, so not wanting to play, as being a time waster...

Gotta go....................................................