"I promise that if a Woman likes you, she will ask you for a dick photo if she wants one. But you will RUIN your chances by sending one unasked."

More from my profile creating research...

This cracked me up...

. If a Woman wants a photo of your dick....She will ask for it.

2. If you're not sure if a Woman has asked for a dick photo.....She hasn't.

3. Your dick is NOT magical and a Woman is not going to fall on top of it upon seeing it.

4. Dicks do not make Woman mindless sex zombies like tits do for men.

5. Dicks don't photograph well...just saying.

6. I promise that if a Woman likes you, she will ask you for a dick photo if she wants one. But you will RUIN your chances by sending one unasked.

Its true...The majority of women do not want to see your dick...Mind you. I have seen plenty of pussy pic's on women's profiles. Or on the man's profile who took the pussy pic...It is not usually the first picture you send a complete stranger though...I know. Most men wouldn't mind...As she said {above}

"Dicks do not make Woman mindless sex zombies like tits do for men" 

Mind you. Reading all these profiles...I feel such an innocent, so naive...I can honestly say that some of these people scare me. Not literally. I am not going to start quivering with fright. Thought I have been known to tremble with anticipation of a long, hard, almost unbearable thrashing...

Its like with the 'Hard core extreme' BDSM...

Ummm!...WTF! What. Torture? Unbearable excruciating nipple clamps?...

Someone I was chatting to recently told me he was into extreme BDSM...I was thinking. Sooo how do you define extreme? Is it more severe then a long, hard, rapid caning with a dragon cane? Or being held down whilst a wooden hairbrush is building a fire on top of a wasp nest on your swollen bright red bottom? {Figuratively speaking. I have never tried that}...