OUCH!!!!

ohhh! Myyy! I thought I would copy & paste this. Just incase anyone is thinking I am a bitch for pointing out people's flaws...

Oh, call ME an emo, will you?

by hexslinger 2 days ago

More like hexenbiest, like on Grim {It's a Tv series}

hexenbiest

Get out my coffee mug covered in Shakespeare insults and fill it with the Brew of Temperance; make sure my skirt is laying on the chair straight; contemplate my inbox for a moment; cue up the OMFG.

Deep breaths, Overlord. You can do this...

Click on the inbox icon.

OMFG, hello.

YouMayHaveHeardOfMe 21M
Lancashire, United Kingdom

hi there gorgeous

hexslinger 31F
Halifax, Nova Scotia

Good morning, strange man from the internet. Shall we exchange superfluous pleasantries before you begin complimenting me as though we know each other?

hexy

{HeeHee} You've gotta admit that was a good comeback...& true, because he is a stranger on the internet...

YouMayHaveHeardOfMe 21M

Lancashire, United Kingdom

I'm not a strange man from the internet
I'm a well-known photog
in the fetish community
my name is [Name Redacted]

hexslinger 31F
Halifax, Nova Scotia

I have never heard of you, strange man from the internet. And last I checked, there was not some special dispensation for photographers – I assume “photog” means “photographer” and is not the name of some space empire you're from – to go around addressing me so familiarly.

Would you address a woman on the bus you'd never met that way? If you would, have you ever been sprayed in the face with a chemical deterrent or told to go jump in a lake?

hexy

She's not wrong...

YouMayHaveHeardOfMe 21M

Lancashire, United Kingdom

you don't have to be such a cunt about it
nobody wants you
you fuckin emo uptite bitch

Oooo! Sassy! Someone had a hissy fit, because a girl {Woman, shes 31} told him off...

hexslinger 31F

Halifax, Nova Scotia

I want you to read my words very carefully, [Name Redacted], and take them into your heart of hearts. Feel them in your soul and reflect upon them daily.

No one, not one person in the world, wants you to slither up to them with your smarmy “I'm a famous photographer” bullshit and just address them as “gorgeous” without so much as a fucking preamble. Oh, sure, they may act like they want that, but that is because they have been conditioned by society to silently tolerate your advances. In reality, under the surface, everyone hates you. Your family, your friends, and especially women who do not know you.

No one likes you, [Name Redacted]. You are alone in the world, an isolated fragment of useless yeast, feeding and belching in a futile attempt to reproduce your undesirable genes. You are funny-looking at best, and about as charming as having a slug fall upon one's thigh in the park from a tree. One might marvel at you as a strange atavism, a prank of nature, but no one really wants you around.

Also, I'm a goth, you uneducated heathen, not an emo. Telling the difference between the two is not especially difficult, or at least it isn't if you're not a useless sack of grease and semi-liquid post-digestive particulates.

In summation, go eat concrete, you insufferable toad.

hexy

And blocked.

Is there even such a thing as an emo-loli? I kinda hope not.

Pmsl! Yes he was a douchebag, but she ripped his balls off with her teeth & spat them down his throat...So to speak. That is not a fetish. Or maybe it is, I dunno...

Mind you I have got into ball ripping mode before now. Some blokes do bring on the 'I am sooo! pissed off with having to deal with morons like you'. Mind you. Usually my ball ripping is done in SCREW YOU! A hole mode. Not hexenbiest...

Obviously. He thinks women/girls like being addressed as 'Gorgeous'...lol...Mind you she did attack once the c word come out. She pulled him up on it, he called her a cunt. Personally. I think a lot of women are the c word, but only the nasty ones...

Blokes. Engage your brain. No. Women don't like complete strangers coming onto them. Yeah. Some women like the attention, but most of us know it is in sincere, so it just comes across as smarmy & patronizing...A simple 'Hi, how are you?' will suffice...Or 'hey' I'm too old for 'hey' I prefer 'Hi'...lol...