How To Deal With A Random Penis-

Ohh! Myyy! Here cums another one...

Revenge of the Dick

by A

Got a random message from this guy on kik. Exchanged maybe two messages before refusing to speak to him. After a couple weeks of silence on my end, he sends me a picture of his Mr happy and I didn't take it very well.

Randompenis
Hey how are you?

Me
I'm doing fine, you?

Get the polite chit chat out of the way...

Randompenis
I'm horny
You have a nice ass
Can I cum on your face? xxx

PMSL!

Me: {Her}
...and goodbye

See. Polite...There are less aggressive bitchy ways of dealing with these douchebags...

Randompenis
Hey sexy, how are you?

Randompenis
I want you ass

Randompenis
What do you think sexy?
(Insert random unimpressive penis)

I would call that sexual harassment...Unlike this hopeful cheeky geezer...

Me
(insert random photo of slightly diseased penis)
Next time you send an unwanted dick picture, you're getting goatsied. Please don't contact me again

Lol! Well dealt with...

Haven't heard anything from him again :) I think I may have found the cure for random dick pictures!

{HeeHee}