Maybe He Was Dropped On His Head As A Baby-

Gawd! The douchebags are out in force. It must be the heat...

Is he for real this much of a brick? **Update

by a

condescending lackwit 29M Duluth, Minnesota:
What's up young one?

Her->me:
... dude, you're almost 10 years younger than I am

him:
So it's cool if I say "what's up old lady?"

Her thoughts, not in her message to him > Fucking imbecile.

Yep! A 'fucking imbecile'...Obviously looking to antagonise a response...

me:
Either way it's condescending. What's wrong with "hey, I saw in your profile that you like rpgs, are you playing anything now?"

him:
But I can only approach you in a manner I feel it's appropriate. Calling young isn't that bad unless you'd prefer to be called otherwise

me:
A much younger person addressing me as "young one", a term used for small girls, is condescending as fuck.

-------Next day---------

him:
How often do you come to duluth?

Eh?

me:
Why?

him:
just asking maybe we can meet sometime

Eh?

me:
Why should I want to meet you?

him:
You don't have to

No shit, moron

me:
I am aware that I do not have to. You have yet to give me a reason to want to.

For some weird reason these blokes think we read minds...

Though it's not too difficult to read his, lol...

him:
I have no reason. Like I said it's not a must

Again...Eh?

Again.. no shit, brainiac

Exactly...

me:
I am not driving two hours to meet a dude for no reason.

him:
Well we can meet half way

The penny has still not dropped...

Gas is running $2.75+ here and I drive a pickup.

me:
Again, and of the last time: I am NOT meeting a dude for NO REASON.

Thickheided shiteall, 'i'nt 'e?

Lol!

Just as I was about to block him....

She was, not me...

him:
So what reason would make you come see me

For. Fucking. Real?

pmsl! 

Can someone really be that dumb...

me:
If you match everything that I have listed on my profile as far as interests and hobbies.

him:
Do you match mine?

The gall!

Ohhhh! Myyyy! Gawd!...Surely he is taking the pee. Surely he can't be that dense, lol...

me:
You contacted me, buddy.

He has probably forgotten that by now, lol...

------------Update---------

him:
And so?

me:*
And so it is on you to initially appeal to me, not the other way around.

Yep! That simple...

him:
Why should I
him:
Cuz you're a female or cuz you're old

Lol! Yep! A typical waste of space piss taker...

me:
Bye!

him:
Exactly what I thought.

Twat!

him:
Guess I'm not wrong for calling you young girl after all.

Oo! Sassy! She was not exactly rude to him yet he is behaving like a rude, ignorant tosser...

I seriously loathe this fucking waste of life

Lol! I don't blame her...

me:
Sure, pal. Think what you want to think.

I would have blocked him by now...

him:
You mad?

Obviously that is what the waste of space was aiming for & blokes wonder why women become so cynical...Obnoxious little twat!

me:
Over a complete stranger acting the oaf? Amused if anything.

him:
Are you kinky?

He's obviously still trying to goad her 'Moron!' . I suppose it is an attention troll thing. Or just plain mentally deranged in need of attention, any attention...

me:
Are you a thick-witted fool?

Yep!

him:
Why can't you just answer the question

Out comes the emotional abuser traits...Twisting it to make her look bad...Which I doubt she does...

me:
Why can't you just stop being a douche?

Lol!

That seems to be the end of the waste of space...