Fifty Shades-

Thursday, 2 July 2015

I Am Sooo! HOT!-Nope Sorry-No 'Hot!' Girls Here-Just A Menopausal Woman NAKID!

Gawd! I thought I was going to die last night. Either that, or I had died & was in fact in hell..."I'm melting!" "Ugh!"...Which meant I had to sleep naked on top of the cover...Which meant my husband could not sleep {Rolls eyes} HOW! in THIS! heat. MEN! they're insatiable. I was awoken to what I thought was a earth tremor.Nope! Hubby! I need a onesie with built in air cooling system...

Mind you every time he touched me, I was..."Arrgghhh!" I'm HOT! I can't stand this heat. I can't cope with this heat..."Arrrgghhh!"...My excuse is I have got lupus, so I do get over heated. Then it becomes unbearable to the point of me turning into satan himself. Needless to say it was a HORRENDOUS! night...

Charlie & Melody...
I think I upset my staffie charlie. He gave me that "FFS! MUM! GO TO BED! What does a dog have to do to get some sleep around here" look...

Then he huffed! I'm sure he huffed. Got down off his bed {Arm chair with charlie blankie} & wandered off to sleep in the hall on the 'Ugh!' carpet. How COULD I be sooo cruel!. Where as my big fluffy melody malamute x border collie bear doggy, was grateful I opened all the doors & windows, then put the noisy fan on full blast...

It was lovely to wake up to find there had been a down pour. Which meant I did not have to water my garden. I have still got a fan permanently attached to me, but it's more bearable now & I can wear clothes "Wooo!"...

Gotta go, I need more coffee...

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