Personals In The British Spanking Forum...I Apologise In Advance...

Ummm! I thought I would dissect a few personals...

where have all the girlies gone?

Lol! Master Minion Grey...

Girlies? In the same place as all the boys, lol...

Used to be lots of young ladies advertising on here, nearly all males now - sad. 

Really? I have seen a few pro sub's/dommes, but not many personals from women. I think women are put off, because they end up getting bombarded by blokes, who are looking for something entirely different, but they thought they would give it a try anyway...

There are lots of men personals. Which I do look at, but quite often I think 'Well I'm too old, too far away, too fat, not into the same things'...Many men are switch, but seem to be looking more sub then Dom...Fair enough, but I'm looking for a Dom...

Anyway if you happen to be a young lady -

Ohh! Well! I won't apply then, lol...

anything from 40 ish down is young to me -

I'm 6 years too old. Though. Personally. I don't think I look old, but most men, though old themselves, older then me. Are obviously looking for young girls. Fair enough, but most young girls have their pick...& the women that are in your league & might have played with you, won't play with you because you give the impression that your ideal sub will be nearer 18 then 40...

and like the idea of chatting to or maybe even one day meeting a 6ft 2in, strict but kind daddy/grandad figure - or teacher figure - do consider saying hello

Well of course...

I might have, but I'm too old, even though I'm younger then you & more in your league then the young 18 yo. Just saying...

, I have reasonable experience of real life play. Educated, clean and early retired from a senior position in a professional occupation - despite which I have a sharp sense of humour (just as well with an ad. like this!).

You said it...

I do not want overtly sexual activity (but happy to please a lady if desired), just disciplinary roleplay is what I enjoy, love the verbal interchange.

I'm not into role play, so I might not have sent him a Pm anyway. Though. My Ex Dom was into role play. That did not stop us having great play sessions for 7+ years. He used to say that he could get into  role, {Or words to that effect} because my reactions was real enough for him to imagine that he was spanking a schoolgirl or w/e...

Large non overlooked garden in detached property in a small town by the seaside, so ices for good girls!!

Ummm!
Some tall, muscular, hunk???
I know, the bloke can laugh at that,
men & women are wired differently,
obviously {duh}
He can laugh that he
doesn't stand a chance,
Yep! Flying pigs...
Its just that he messed up
a personal, to meet a
prospective lady to spank,
who is more realistically
in his league, cos
even though we know that
& laugh at that...
Nuff said!
I'm getting bored with myself, lol...

I get the feeling he even lives not far from me, but hey, I'm too old...{Grins}

Ladies only please and obviously if you happen to be 18 slim and beautiful you are likely to go to the top of the list -

"FAIL!!!" Sorry. Could not resist, lol...

Hmmm! That totally lost me. I dare say he did not mean for it to come across as so patronizing to non slim beautiful 18 year olds...I'm sure he would laugh & say "I was only joking" I get he was joking...but...

Sorry, but the slim, beautiful 18 year olds are few & far between in Bs. You're more likely to find a size 18, beautiful bbw in her 40's/50's, but you just put us off saying hello, because we know what you are really looking for, so us curvy mature women will always be a make do, second best, until some slim, beautiful 18 yo comes along...

Nooo! I'm not jealous of slim beautiful 18 year old's. If they come into the scene at that age, good for them, I just hope they find a handsome distinguished man in his 40's/50's even 60's, if that rocks her boat...

think I just saw a flock of pigs flying over....

Hmmm! Yep! Carrying your chances of meeting a woman...Pmsl!

Don't be shy, say hello I don't bite, just a bit lonely I suppose.

Ummm! Not saying hello is not being shy, it is, I would be friendly, but I don't want to give you the wrong impression that I will definitely meet you. If you are lonely, looking for companionship. You should stop rubbing it in us oldies & fatties face that ideally you want a slim beautiful nubile girly...That is nothing to do with feeling jealous of young girls, far from it...I'm sure the blokes would feel the same if I wrote a similar personal. It works both ways...

{HeeHee}

I get that a bloke would rather spank a stunning, young woman, but it does help if he is a handsome distinguished gentleman, rather then, Ummm! uglier, older, more unkempt then oldies & fatties he is turning down. Be realistic...

Actually. My Ex EX so called Dom. He was the typical unkempt old codger, who took delight in rubbing the younger slimmer girls in my face. He wanted me to be jealous. I think he got off, on me being jealous. I wasn't, but would he listen...Nooo! It got tediously boring in the end...FFS! man. Get over yourself...

So. You see. I don't want to go there with a bloke who prefers to be with someone much younger, much slimmer then me. Fair enough if that is what you truly want, but do me a favor, don't waste my time. Yeah. Blokes will always look at younger, slimmer girls, even though they are old enough to be their grandfathers & are as handsome as a old blood hound...Just saying grandpa!

Sooo! He won't meet a lady, more in his league, cos he's let us know what he prefers & that isn't a curvy mature woman past 40...I dare say he would argue the point. Who him. Just looking for a young slim girl. Nooo! He like's women of all shapes sizes & ages. Big bottoms have more to spank...yada-yada-yada-

I met this bloke once. To start with he starts going on about being spanked himself. I was thinking 'I'm sure he did not mention being a switch'. Especially a switch more into being spanked himself. Surely he knows I am a sub not a switch...I just chatted away to him as a friend. Because believe it or not I am looking for a 'friendship' not just 'No fees exchanged' 'casual, on occasional spanking'...

Anyway. This weasel of a man. Typical, ugly little old man. My Grandad was better looking. He had the nerve to tell me about this 19 year old he spanked {Was she blind?} {Desperate?} {He paid her?} Anyway. When telling me about the slim 19 yo, he looked me up & down & motioned with his wrinkly little hands that I was a lot fatter then the slim 19 yo. This is a ugly, scrawny, buck tooth little old man. Letting me know that I am older & fatter then the 19 yo he spanked...Okay! The words "£$$ OFF! spring to mind...

Do they not know how rude that is...That is nothing to do with the older fatter woman being jealous of the younger slimmer girl. Nooo! What is there to be jealous of? A ugly, unkempt old man? So. Even though he wanted to play with me. From that rude, ignorant moment on...Go & spank the 19 yo. I'm into spanking for mutual, adult pleasure. Not to have some weasel of a old man let me know that he prefers the young slim girl. If I want to feel crap about myself, I'll go & be rejected by a young, muscular, handsome young bloke...Thank you very much...

There is another personal. A 49 yo man, looking for someone near his age but age doesn't matter. That is more like it. Yeah of course he would like a slim young girl, what bloke wouldn't. He is 3 years older then me, so I am near his age & my age doesn't matter. Unfortunately he is looking more for a Domestic discipline/ punishment type relationship leading to long term & relocation. I am not into being punished, or kept on the straight & narrow & I'm married...Good luck to him...